Why grunts are better than screams

When your writing reports and giving presentations, you start thinking everything in terms of conclusions.

I was just listening to bfmv and I came upon an important question in metal, grunts beat screams.
why?
they sound cooler.
they take lesser energy.
they are more evil.
and they don't sound like something is being unnecessarily stressed.

imagine a word like 'puffy queen' being screamed .
and then imagine it in grunt.

Screams can embarrass you sometimes, A grunt will never.
We all have seen and heard screams that have gone awfully wrong.

This is the power of gut unleashed. A grunt can crap out 10 screams alone.
A direct comparison, Hetfield screams 'No remorse' and then we have all seen what happens in the cannibal corpse version..
Yes, That is the shit.

A grunt is manly, (except in case of Chuck Schuldiner, which sounds total zombie)
(Btw, the original painkiller totally fucks the version done by Death. But we'll come back to that in some other post)
A grunt is a tool that can be used to rip peoples nerves out, usage includes in a streetfight, in Shakespears play, In the classroom, but don't try it on your girlfriend, ever.

All in all, Grunts can be in places screams cant be. And grunts have only a 99.9% guarantee of proving effective as opposed to the unpredictable success rate of screams. (C'mon, we have all seen what happens in bfmv's live concerts and what happens in all that remains, when they go live, it leaves us wishing that the dude just didn't open his mouth again. Cuz we have an image of the song in our head.)

Death metal, is the shit \,,/
Be Proud of it.
Be original.